I mean, think of the odds.
Once I tried to calculate them, but they’re astronomical.

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drtanner-sfw:

thegestianpoet:

this is my favorite vine

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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shepardfaeries:

i thought itd be cool to show my snake drinking, and then i found the option on youtube to add their pre-recorded “rock” music and i nearly pissed my pants